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"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

'Good health and happiness-no problem,but Elvis Presley's autograph could be tricky'.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Nuts to you, too."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Fist Bumper Cars

Gooseberry Fool...

Nun Fight.

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

The Fall of Gnome

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"