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'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

King to crowd; "Let's hear it for me!"

"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."

How You Can Survive on $1400

"How's my head size today."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"That's enough practice, Tell. Time you had a go on your own kid."

'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Phill Jupitus

Politician with bandaged tongue.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Aww, you little, forgotten and unvaccinated child! Would you like me to join you on your way to school?"

"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Iliadette.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Fist Bumper Cars