Comic Admirer Mugs

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

King to crowd; "Let's hear it for me!"

"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."

"How's my head size today."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"That's enough practice, Tell. Time you had a go on your own kid."

'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Politician with bandaged tongue.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Aww, you little, forgotten and unvaccinated child! Would you like me to join you on your way to school?"

"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Iliadette.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Gooseberry Fool...

Fist Bumper Cars

"Nuts to you, too."

Nun Fight.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”