Comic Artist Admirer Mugs

If I nap now, I'll never be able to nap ten more times before bed.

Sketches by Boz - Title page to the second series

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Canine Comedians

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Car Rides - Cats

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Phill Jupitus

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"So tell me about your last poop."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!