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Vulture wait for customers who buy cigarettes from vending machine.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Czarcasm

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"A haand gel...!?"

Hot cross buns

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

A Gated Community.

Football heads...

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'