Classic Comedy Admirer Gifts

Charlie Chaplin.

Tommy Cooper.

"What do I use to go?"

Dr Bartolo is cross

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

TV jester.

Falstaff

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

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Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

Storm in a magic lamp.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'