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Wilfrid Brambell.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

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Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Mother?'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"