Western Comedy Appreciator Gifts

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Moulin Rouge Security

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

All-Verbal Westerns

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'