Western Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

Evacuation Route.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"I know your mother."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Cattlemans Saloon.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."