Western Humor Fan Gifts

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

'It good to have a gay cowboy or two in the outfit. They always carry lotions and moisturizers.'

'I Wanted You To Hang Him! Stretch His Neck Is Just A Figure Of Speech!!!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"Giddyup."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Western Philosophy

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

The Assistant

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Dang prairie dogs!

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Evacuation Route.

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."