Western Humor Fan Pillows

'It good to have a gay cowboy or two in the outfit. They always carry lotions and moisturizers.'

'I Wanted You To Hang Him! Stretch His Neck Is Just A Figure Of Speech!!!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

Western Philosophy

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

The Assistant

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Dang prairie dogs!

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

Evacuation Route.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

Wanted - better artist.