Western Humor Lover Pillows

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Bed Bath & Younder

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Dang prairie dogs!

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

Evacuation Route.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

Wanted - better artist.

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.