Western Humor Appreciator Pillows

'My horse for a kingdom.' 'Sniff.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Wanted for Stick Up

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Dang prairie dogs!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

Evacuation Route.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Cow with horns and teets reversed.

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you be of assistance?'