Western Humor Buff Gifts

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"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Dang prairie dogs!

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Evacuation Route.

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

Hillbilly mall maps.