Western Humor Aficionado Mugs

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

Evacuation Route.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Cowboy Suitcase.