Western Comedy Appreciator Mugs

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

The Pink Bantha

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

All-Verbal Westerns

Moulin Rouge Security

"A haand gel...!?"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."