Western Comedy Lover Mugs

Dang prairie dogs!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Primitive magician

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'I hate reruns.'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Giddyup."

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Notary

Uke Free Zone

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."