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Dang prairie dogs!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'I hate reruns.'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"You didn't shake out your boot."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Uke Free Zone

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Notary

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."