Western Comedy Buff T-Shirts

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

The Lawman

"Let's scoot."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Cattlemans Saloon.

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Gun Ego

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."