Western Comedy Buff Prints

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Let's scoot."

The Lawman

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Old West

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Gun Ego

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."