Western Humor Enthusiast Prints

'Was this supposed to be a cattle dive...or drive?'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Dang, why can't they target practice on somebody else?!"

"Slim has a dry scaly patch on his neck! Ride to town and bring the dermatologist."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Face it, Earl, ee're dogfoodboys."

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

Wanted - better artist.

Once, Harv tried to piggyback into the saddle. His horse decided it was a bad idea.

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

"Giddyup."

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Not six penny nails, man! Use twenty penny nails to seal my wife's coffin."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Wanted for Stick Up

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Dang prairie dogs!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'