Western Comedy Enthusiasts Prints

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Mikado

The First Fire Stick

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Divine Desk Bins

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Clown Delivering Babies.

'It's a chicken.'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"