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"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Giddyup."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

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Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

The Assistant

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Dang prairie dogs!

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

Evacuation Route.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Wanted - better artist.