Stage Star Admirer Gifts

Lisa Minnelli

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"It's a play on words."

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knickerless Cage.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

George Clooney Machine

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Al Pacino

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Tony Robinson

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Johnny Depp

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

Ralph Fiennes

Roberto Benigni

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Curtain call

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

Sergey Diagilev

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Intramission

Blue dress

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'