Stage Art Admirer Gifts

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Modern Major General

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Phoenix

Knickerless Cage.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Film Star Robert de Niro

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

I Pagliacci

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

1,572 Performances.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."