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"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Modern Major General

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat