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'They all want to play the star.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Sheep striptease'.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!