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Intramission

'They all want to play the star.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Knickerless Cage.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'Sheep striptease'.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"They're texting it in."