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I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Tony Robinson

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Curtain call

Intramission

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."