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Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"It's a play on words."

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Blue dress

Sergey Diagilev

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"