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Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knickerless Cage.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Mime Flash Mobs.

John Woodvine

Tony Robinson

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Intramission

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Lisa Minnelli

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"