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"Edward attracts light."

"But seriously … you, in the blue, laugh harder."

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Falstaff

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'I'm a star!'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Moon