Stage Spotlight Lover Pillows

"Edward attracts light."

"But seriously … you, in the blue, laugh harder."

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Reginald Bunthorne

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Mikado

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Moon

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Snail Man

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."