Stage Lovers Pillows

"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Reginald Bunthorne

Mikado

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman crying with happiness.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Moon

Snail Man

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd