Stage Show Lover Pillows

Magic Accident

Shakespeare In The Dark

"For my next trick I need one brave volunteer from the audience."

'They all want to play the star.'

Southwark Fair.

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Falstaff

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Mikado

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

'I'm a star!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd