Stage Spectacle Lover Pillows

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

A Closer Look at the The Nutcracker

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hugh fans!"

Falstaff

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Performance In The Bedroom

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."