Stage Spectacle Lover Gifts

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

A Closer Look at the The Nutcracker

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hugh fans!"

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

TV stage door

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'