Spectacle Lover Gifts

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Hugh fans!"

'I was so impressed, I hired him before realizing he had no transferable skills.'

'About these bi-focals.'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

Champagne

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Jack Gleeson

Reginald Bunthorne

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Woman crying with happiness.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."