Sacred Spectacle Lover Gifts

Trappist talk show.

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"That's our new church mascot."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

"These high-tech glasses are awesome! They make you look cool instead of a computer geek."

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Extreme Sound Engineering

optician

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"