Scaled Spectacle Lover Gifts

Model Village

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Trappist talk show.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

"Trust me, I'm in PR."