Scaled Spectacle Lover Pillows

Model Village

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Trappist talk show.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

optician

In case of emergency, break glass.

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.