Celestial Spectacle Lover Pillows

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Hugh fans!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Trappist talk show.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Glimpses One Dollar

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Jenga!!!

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm your sun!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Whoops!'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Angel with speed camera.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'He seems nice.'