Scale Enthusiast Gifts

Giant woman.

Crater Lake

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Woman and scales.

Please seat to be weighted.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Your weight second opinion.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'LIAR!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

'You lie!'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

Scale SOS!