Scale Model Enthusiasts Gifts

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Model Building

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Emily Ratajkowski

Toys - Business Model.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Judit Masco

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Model Shop

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Model Aircraft.'

Crater Lake

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

Twiggy.

Giant woman.

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'-say tease'

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'