Scale Model Enthusiasts Gifts

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Model Building

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Toys - Business Model.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Model Shop

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'Model Aircraft.'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

Giant woman.

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'-say tease'

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'