Scale Model Lovers Gifts

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Model Building

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Model Shop

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Model Aircraft.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

Tallest building in medieval times.

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

Crater Lake

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Giant woman.

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'-say tease'

Toy Developers Set

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'