Scale Aficionados Gifts

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Hurdles with Steps

Neighborhood Watch.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

The RAF salute the world of banking

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Model Shop

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

Tallest building in medieval times.

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Giant woman.

Animals on a see-saw.

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

'Is this high enough?'

"Let's call it a day."

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

"It's 1:1,000th scale."