Scale Model Artist Gifts

Model village

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Toys - Business Model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

I always wanted to be a muse.

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'You're messing with my head.'

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Self-Made Man.

Green Peace.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Artist painting model

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

"Corporate support of the arts, chief--now more important than ever."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

The making of "Nude Descending a Staircase"