Art Model Gifts

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

I always wanted to be a muse.

'I paint what I see, in this case a commission worth eight hundred guineas.'

"I love it!"

The making of "Nude Descending a Staircase"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'How much longer.'

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'You're messing with my head.'

'He was the shyest sitter I ever painted...'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Artist painting model

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"I'm sorry, but your last still life said you were constantly fidgeting, texting and sighing loudly!"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Dammit puss, you're an artist's model first, then a cat!'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

"This better not end up on the Web."

'Hey! -- Maybe we could have a caption contest!'

'Admit it - you've gone off me haven't you.'

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"I had no idea you were an artist!"

"Corporate support of the arts, chief--now more important than ever."

Studio for Rent

"Young Frankenstein"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."