Modeler Gifts

Epoxymoron

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'Are you done yet?'

Model Building

That every day look.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

The latest in Eyewear.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

Scientists building a tower

Amanda Seyfried

Mammoth Posing

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?