Models Gifts

"Impressive."

"Fashion Week"

'You're the first page 3 girl I've met today.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Piracy on a boating lake

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Hobby Store

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Building

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That every day look.